Friday, June 22, 2007

Only the most important NEWS for busy folks on the go

In the news...

VP Dick Cheney will have a procedure to replace the battery in his pacemaker. While he's in the shop they also plan to polish his glass eye, tune up his bionic legs and give him a complete sneer adjustment.

A hundred foot-deep lake in the Andes just up and disappeared. Not the first time this has happened - same story last year in Russia, and in 2004 it happened in Missouri. Apparently Michael Moore gets mighty thirsty after eating a boxcar or two of salted peanuts.

It's good to see we're all still interested in getting the hard news and keeping up with the challenging issues. Here are the most read stories today:
  1. Stolen 1956 Thunderbird recovered -- 31 years later
  2. SF Gate: Entertainment: Horoscope
  3. Should You Get A Bad Tattoo? Why not? It's easier than ever to get it...
  4. No copping out allowed Yes, 'Die Hard 4' is rated PG-13, but the action is...
Readers clicking on #5 are generally disappointed to learn this is about BART the transit system, not the new Simpsons movie.

And that's the way it is, June 22, 2007.

1 comment:

Scott said...

Wow, a horoscope!

ARIES March 20-April 18
You’re surrounded by creative types, but you’re no slouch in the artistic department. Show off your talent for everyone to see.

Sounds like I may need to come over for some skinny dipping and show off my real talent!